A Small Dog

Ladies and gentlemen, Kelsey’s Dog House is unhappy to bring you the featured bout of the evening. In this corner, with a record of 14 knockouts and 2 draws, standing 1 foot, 5 inches and weighing in at 24 pounds, wearing the brown and white fur trunks, the challenger, X-ray Farnsworth . . . Farnsworth! And in this corner, with a record of 21 knockouts and no losses, standing 1 foot, 6 inches, and weighing in at 25 pounds, also wearing brown and white fur trunks, the undisputed welterweight champion of the world, X-ray’s brother, Chico Farnsworth . . . Farnsworth! (more…)